Logline-A depressed man has a difficult time carrying out his suicide mission alone when he gets a string of pesky house guests.
Synopsis-Kevin’s girlfriend, Amy, has just left him. At the end of his rope he decides to just end it all. He sets down the picture of Amy he’d been clutching then straps a home-made bomb to his chest and starts the timer. He has 5 minutes to quietly reflect on his life. As he waits, the door-bell rings. He tries to ignore it but his elderly neighbor, Mrs. Thomas, forces her way through the door. Panicked, Kevin tries to force her back out the door so as she won’t be harmed. Mrs. Thomas is quite relentless about needing a cup of sugar so Kevin hurriedly collects all the sugar in his house and throws it at the old woman before pushing her out the door. Before he can even walk away from the door it opens again. Two young Missionaries stand in the doorway. They’re holding pamphlets that say “Lonely? Try Jesus!” Kevin’s eye twitches. He grabs all their information and booklets and slams the door again exasperated. Again the door opens and a troupe of girl scouts stand there, cookies in hand. They refuse to leave without making a sale. He scrambles around the house for his wallet then buys all the cookies and slams the door for the third time. With his back to the door it opens once again. He hears his name spoken in a familiar voice and turns around. It’s Amy. “I want to get back together.” She says. He smiles weakly. Times up. Boom.
Tagline-An explosive, comedic twist on the trials and tribulations of offing oneself.
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